Dual....:-)
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
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