WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
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Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
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I supernannyed him into submission
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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