New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
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It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
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His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
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