have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
You know you're sufficiently drunk when the 411 dude just says, "Fuck it! I'll Google that shit for you, what movie do you want to see?" and proceeds to give you showtimes for 3 different theatres.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
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