Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
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