So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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