so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
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You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
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just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
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I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
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