dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
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I need you to use more vowels.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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