Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
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