She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
You were trust falling into bushes
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
Randomize
