i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
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I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
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i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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