Non-Jews are for practice
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
No subtext here. People are naked.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Randomize
