I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
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James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
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Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
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