wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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