The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
then he tried to convert me to islam
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
