I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
You've changed since you got that strap on
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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