What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
