Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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