at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Randomize
