how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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