Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
I wear drunk well.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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