They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
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