The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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