This girl is more easily done than said...
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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