How'd it feel making her break her religion?
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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