you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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