i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
Pants 0. Shit 1.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
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i just woke up to that girl in my doorway. I kid you not. Tan and lime green thong on. peeing on the carpet in the hallway. Then she collapsed. There is a load of towels in the wash. Just thought you should know when you wake up. Gross.
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
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I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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