You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
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Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
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Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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