OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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