Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
Randomize
