Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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