I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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