I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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