Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
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