You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
Randomize
