When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
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As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
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finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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