I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
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