Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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