hell yes lets make some ravioli
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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