How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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