508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Randomize
