my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
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