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Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
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Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
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Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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