You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
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i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
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I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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