Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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