I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
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It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
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Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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