There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Come share oat with me in your robe
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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