you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
Randomize
