I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
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