Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
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