I hate your face
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
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Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
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