i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
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