4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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