You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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