i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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