My friends, they love my intelligence
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
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just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
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He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
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