girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
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