So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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